tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way
What if aliens visit earth and think our seasons are too volatile? Like their planet doesn’t wobble so their planet’s hemispheres are “always summer” and “no one lives here” and they visit the Midwest and they’re like “it reaches 90 of your temperatures but also -20 temperatures within 5 floopskips?!”
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters
UPS drivers are pretty much professional ding dong ditchers
Shout-out to half of this apartment for being chain smokers. I really love smelling cancer in the morning when I sleep with my windows open.